Said someone from Cochabamba never:
- I hate how everyone is early to my parties!
- Did you get that at Target?
- What's a trufi?
- I really need a tan.
- I'm so worried I won't be able to find a wedding dress store in this city!
- Let's go get a juicebox!
- I pet every dog I see.
- Are you on the school ski team?
- There's too much quinoa in this soup!
- Buckle up everyone!
- Gee, that grass at the Mormon Temple is getting dry!
- Do you know where I can buy a legal copy of that movie?
- My quince is only going to be 4-5 people.
- The volume on my radio is too high!
- I love Evo! He's the best!
- I think manicures are just too expensive!
- You know what we need more of? Rotisserie Chicken restaurants!
- Yummy tapwater!
- Let's listen to some country music y'all!
- My dog is my child!
- You won't get typoid from street food!
- Hey honey, will you pick up a gallon of milk from the store?
- I can't find a pharmacy!
- What's do you use a llama fetus for?
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